Desc: Captain Slickpants: Directed by Ben Dietels. With Chris Crighton, Andrew Dietels, Ben Dietels, Danielle Dietels. Gregg Henley is an awkward and socially inept loner who secretly dreams of a relationship with Vanessa, a waitress at his favorite restaurant. When Gregg finds Vanessa's lost wallet he takes it as a sign of fate and sets out on journey to return the wallet and confess his love.